Oh,God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.
I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents...
...and I was looking at this gravy boat.
This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.
When all of a sudden...Sweet’n’Lo?
I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
And then I got really freaked out, and that’s when it hit me:
How much Barry looks like Mr.Potato Head.
You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...
Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:
“Why am I doing this?”
And “Who am I doing this for?”
So anyway, I just didn’t know where to go
And I know you and I have kinda drifted apart...
But you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn’t be an issue.